Special Bulletin

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Special Bulletin
A very serious edition

This is Due West News at the top of the hour. Eye witness accounts continue to pour in across our newsroom, the bite is red hot. Multiple sources are reporting aggressive fish, they’re chasing everything, and many describe the situation as “now’s the time to get out there”. 

We sent our crack field team to investigate. Reporting live from the scene, Andy what’s the latest?

Thanks Chet. It was quiet but tense when I first arrived. Though the situation remained confused for most of the day as I combed for clues, the conclusion is now clear: should have been here yesterday. Back to you in the studio. 

Wow, riveting stuff. Thanks Andy.

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